‘Right’ (write) the
'rite' (right) sound!
Ode to the Spelling Chequer
Prays the Lord for the spelling chequer
Ode to the Spelling Chequer
Prays the Lord for the spelling chequer
That came with our pea sea!
It’s so easy to ewes, you sea.
Mecca mistake and it puts you rite
I hope this ode has flipped out all you grammar Nazis
out of your minds. What on earth is all that gibberish anyway? OMG! As if life
wasn’t complicated enough, that I now have to read a poem full of homonyms.
HO-MO-NYM… Honestly, it
doesn’t even sound friendly. It probably brings back distasteful memories from
your school days. Remember those horrifying ‘surprise’ spelling/dictation tests
in English class that came as more of a 'shock' rather than a 'surprise'.
Recall that sinking feeling in your stomach when you realized that the teacher
had thrown in a few homonyms to ensure that you would fail the test.
Hmm! Is it “siezeefire or “ceasefire” or is it “last
rites” or “last rights”? You are not the only one. Millions have suffered the same agony. Even well-established
authors fumble with this..
Language is simple. The tortuous Roman script we use
isn’t. Now, you might say, "why bother when Google has given me
spell-check?". This is not an English specific problem, believe me, many
other languages have the same problem. If you are a polyglot (i.e. you speak
many languages), it’s even worse.
I
am sure you must have thought this to yourself. If two or more words have the
same pronunciation, why on earth do they have different spellings?
Two
main reasons, one sensible and one malevolent:
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The sensible reason is that until now
there hasn’t been an easy to use, consistent script to replace the Roman
script. Fortunately, we now have Ekalipi. Ekalipi does a lot more but for the
sake of this discussion, think of it as a Roman script on “steroids”. It contains
all the letters needed to pronounce 95-99% of the words in any language.
Even more important, a word has only one unique Ekalipi spelling (i.e. no more homonyms).
Even more important, a word has only one unique Ekalipi spelling (i.e. no more homonyms).
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The
sinister reason is that there are a lot of people who are heavily invested in
the status quo. If you are reading this, you are probably one of them. Here’s
how the line of reasoning goes “I have suffered through the pain why should I
make things easier for the generations to come”. AND a corollary “Now that I have gone through
the pain, I have sufficient mastery over this awful script. I have an advantage
over those who don’t. Why give up that advantage”.
I sincerely hope that you fall into the
first category. Let’s make things
simple. Strive to make language a friend to all, so that spelling is no longer a
nightmare either for us or our children.
“Write as Spoken, Read as Written” OR in
Ekalipi “Reed @z S-pokan, Reed @z Ret-tan”.
Let's
make the world a “simpler” place. Switch to Ekalipi!
I've always had trubble
with letters that double
"Is it one or to S's?" I'd wine
But now, as I've tolled you this chequer is grate
And its hi thyme you got won, like mine.
"Is it one or to S's?" I'd wine
But now, as I've tolled you this chequer is grate
And its hi thyme you got won, like mine.
-Sobia Shadbar
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